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Did you hear about the dimwit who from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the dimwit who went to visit his girlfriend and found she didn't have very much on? He went back nine months later and she had a little moron.

Holton sat down in a Green Bay from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
Holton sat down in a Green Bay restaurant and said to the waitress, "Do you know whether the milk from this dairy is pasteurized?" "Sure is!" she answered. "Every morning they turn the cows out to pasture."

Hoot How the hell can ya be from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
Hoot: How the hell can ya be so stupid? Jessie: Well, it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

Did you hear about the rookie Rhode from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the rookie Rhode Island cop who gave out twenty-two parking tickets before he found out he was at a drive-in movie?

Hatton I aint as dumb as I from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
Hatton: I ain't as dumb as I look! Folsom: You couldn't be!

Can you read Chinese Yes but only from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
"Can you read Chinese?" "Yes, but only when it's printed in English."

Did you hear about the dimwit who from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the dimwit who was so dumb he thought Gatorade was welfare for crocodiles?

Personnel Director What would you do if from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
Personnel Director: What would you do if you broke your arm in two places? Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!

Did you hear about the dumb father from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the dumb father who got up and struck a match to see if he had blown out the candle?

Loomis Does your dog have a license from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
Loomis: Does your dog have a license? Fenton: Hell, no! I do all the drivin'.

Say your house is burningThats okay I from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
"Say, your house is burning." "That's okay. I got enough lumber in the attic to build a new one."

Housekeeper Professor theres a bill collector at from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
Housekeeper: Professor, there's a bill collector at the door. I told him you were out. But he wouldn't believe me. Professor: No? Then I suppose I'll have to go and tell him myself.

Q How many idiots who ask stupid from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
Q: How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Change it to what?

Fred Did you hear about the Irish from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
Fred: Did you hear about the Irish window cleaner who put a sign at the top of his ladder? Harry: What did the sign say? Fred: Stop.

Did you hear about the stupid waterpolo from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the stupid water-polo player? His horse drowned . . .

A man in a swimming pool was from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
A man in a swimming pool was on the very top diving board. He poised, lifted his arms, and was about to dive when the attendant came running up, shouting, "Don't dive ? there's no water in that pool!" "That's all right," said the man. "I can't swim!"

How do you confuse an idiot Give from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
How do you confuse an idiot? Give him two spades and ask him to take his pick.

Teacher Thats the stupidest boy in the from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
Teacher: That's the stupidest boy in the whole school. Mother: That's my son. Teacher: Oh! I'm so sorry. Mother: You're sorry?

What do you call an alien starship from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer.

Did you hear about the idiot who from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the idiot who invented the one-piece jigsaw puzzle?